Steely Dan Henceforth To Be Steely Don

SickiLeekz reports (from a source? does that matter?) that President Trump will soon sign an executive decree that all condoms shall be imprinted with his image and that Steely Dan shall henceforth be rebranded Steely Don.  The President hopes this will help assuage the disappointment of the women of the country that he is no … Read more